1. If pizzas are round, why do they come in square boxes?
2. Do penguins have knees?
3. Can you cry underwater?
4. If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
5. When the French swear, do they say,"Pardon my English?"
6. Why doesn't anyone say they'd bring a boat when asked what three things they'd bring if they were stranded on a deserted island?
7. Isn't it weird that if you rearrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
8. Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
9. Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
10. Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
11. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
13. Why are boxing rings square?

1. When accused me of being average, she was just being mean.
2. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
   Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
   After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
   The job was only so-so anyhow.
   Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
   I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
   I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
   My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.
   I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
   Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
   I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
   I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
   I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
   My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
   After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

Hahahahaha and try some tongue twisters!

1. A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
2. Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," said she, "this butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter- That would make my batter better." So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter (better than her bitter butter) And she put it in her bitter batter And made her bitter batter a bit better.
3. Black back bat.
4. Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
5. Cheap ship trip.
6. Cheap sheep soup.
7. I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone.
8. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

If you're still not bored, here is a very freaky note manipulation!
It's done with a US$20 bill.

(The pentagon on fire)

(The twin towers on fire)

WOAH, FREAKY, MUCH??? The US bills are all so... :O Furthermore, this is done with a $20 bill right... 11th September = 9/11 = 9 + 11 = 20!!!

Okay I hope this entry was entertaining enough for all you cool people who bothered to read all the way down here. :D Most of the things are from this website so go check it out if you're still yearning for more.

Till then, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

Also, HAPPY (early) BIRTHDAY TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE: Carrie, Sarah, Yinglin, JoChiew, Juliana, Aries, Deanna... and all the other December babies whose birthdays havent passed yet!

See you all next year!

Much love,
Kim!
♥♥♥

Thank you for 2006. (Can't believe it just all flew by like that...)